Tips for Making Girlfriend

That post specially design 4 the those ppls they dont have GIRL FRIENDS

is Just a Few steps of Making Girl friends

Bhaiyou fiker not Hum hain na any ways

girl friend kis tera banatay hain yeh hum aap ko abi bata tay hain uss say pelay

app koo lardkion ke nature kay baray main bata dain thoda sa

There are many types of Girls is givin below 

 

1.NAKHRAY WALIYA is type ke lardkiyan bohot mushkil say phanssti hain but

jab set ho jati hain to peecha nahi chorti

2.BAD DEEMAGH aisi lardkiya IZZAT nahi kerti so plz stay out of these types

of GIRLS 

 

3.INNOCENT matlab MASOOM aisi lardkiya bohot achi hoti hain mujhay bhi

aisi lardkiya buhat pasand hain but yeh direct SHADI ka boolti hain

4.NAKAAB wali lardkiya matlab NINJA lardkiya inn ka mujhay nahi pata becoz

app inay paichaan nahi sakh tay or in ko chairiye ga bhi nahi kabi nakaab main hoti hain

kabi nakaab say bahaar hoti hain yeh ek tera say RISK hay love life main RISK nahi

5.TAARRO Lardkiya is type ke lardkiya bohot kharcha kerwati hain or set bhi nahi hoti

6.CHULBULI lardkiya yeh bohot maslay kerwati hain in ke waja say bohot barray barray

maslay hotay hain yeh pangay kertin hain or bhogatna larkoN ko perta hay

7.CHUP GHUNI lardkiya is type ke lardkiya kabhi nahi bolti kay woh app say piyarr

kerti hain ya app ko pasand kerti hain to is type ke lardki ko set kernay kay liye pelay

inn ke dost ko set keraiin phir inn ke dost say inn kay baray main poochay .

8.OVER CONFIDENT kasam say iss type ke lardkiyou say to bohot he door rahain

kyun kay ek daffa main bhi mertay meraty bacha hon kasam say yeh bohot lambi kahani

hay issay choriye 

 

9. NEECHAY DAIKH KAY CHALNAY WALI inhay kam nahi samajhiey yeh neechay

daikh kay to chalti hain but pata sab hota hay kon lardka kaha khara hay kon kia kar raha

hay kon meray chaker main khara hay kon mujhay dikha nay kay liye cricket khel raha hay

kon mujhay daikh kay MOBILE pay baat ker raha hay kon apnay lambay

lambay baalon ko theeq ker raha hay , daikha sab pata hota hay inhay

10.RAAT MAIN WALK KARNAY WALI is type ke lardkiya DEITING kertin matlab

SLIM hona chahti hain but jab K F C ya MC DONALD jati hain to tooba kitna khaati

hain kay app ke Poket khali ho jaey but unn ka pait nahi bharta pata nahi pait hay ya

LALO KHAIT hay .

 

ABB HUM APP KO SET KERNAY KA TARIKA BATATAY HAIN

BILKUL WAISAY HE JAISAY PTV 3 MAIN FISHES PAKANAY KA

TARIKA BATATAY HAIN

TEN TIPS OF SETTING

ooper diey gaey lardkion main say koi aik select kerain or poori imaandari kay saath

sirf ek select kerain waisay mujhay pata hay kay app aik select nahi kerain gay kyun kay main nay bhi kari select nahi kari main jaanta hon larkoN ke nature ko

any ways yeh tips main say nahi hain yeh precutions hain ABB STEP

1. Agar woh Nhakray wali hay tu too app ZIDDI baniey

2.Bad deemagh hay to app IZZAT daar na baniey kyun kay yeh izzat nahi kerti

app bhi bhigra wa SHOW kerain kay khulay paisoN nay app ko bigaarr dia hay

3.Innocent hay to app bhi Masoom baniey woh alag baat hay kay bachay app ke

shakal daikh kay bhaag jatay hain ussay dikhanay kay liye Raath main walk kerain

woh bhi sunsaan jaga but yaad rahieyy mobile app ke jaib main na ho becoz moblie

bohot chin rahay hain mera bhi aisay he china tha

4.Nakaab wali hay to pehlay uss ka chera daikh lain kahiin aisa na ho kay app uss kay

chaker main uss ki Maa ko chairr dain jaisa kay hum nay pelay he kaha hay kay

Nakaab wali ko set kerna risk hay

5.Taarro hay to app Sir jhoka kay chalain but yaad rahay app ke AANKH bilkul uss

lardki ke tera chalay jo sir jhokha kay chalti hay

6.Chulbuli hay to app decent baniey jo kay app nahi hain

7.Chup Ghuni hay to app uss kay saamnay woh gana gaaiey , KUCH TO KAHOO

8.Over Confident hay to meri maaniey to inn say door he rahaiey kyun kay yeh

IZZAT kernay main time nahi lagati daikhti he nahi hain kay bazaar hay ya road

hay bas IZZAT kar daiti hain so plz stay out of this girl or dil chota na kerain app

koi or see set ker laiN yaha bohot saari veritiya dastiyaab hain

9.Neechay daikh kay chal nay wali hay to app uss kay saam nay kherray ho jaiey

or Achanak say takkar hogi or gana gana EK BAR PHIR TAKRAO NA MAIN

HOON NA

10.Raat main walk kernay wali lardkiya yeh bhi thodi bohot TAARRO lardkiyo jaisi

hoti hain in kay shaam nay app bhi walk kerain or mobile pay baat karaiN or yaad

rahay kay app ka mobile off rahay kahiin us kay saamnay call aagey to saray

impression ke waaat lag jaeygi or InDirectly Comments pass kerain or idher udher

daikh na na bhoolay , yeh APP ke SEHAT kay liye acha hay werna kahiin us ka bhai

ya uss ka ABBA yani kay poorani cassette ya phir is tarah bol lain kay poorani

HAWAILI baqi app khud samajh daar hain waisay kuch naya nahi hoga wohi hoga

jo her daffa hota hay lardki ko chairr nay pay ....

A True Desi Scientific Lover

Naa yeCHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota

Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat si naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi

Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL si thandi uski saans thi

Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!

Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise

Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha

Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!

Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.

Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi AB UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah.

Meri kabar pe aake tum

Meri kabar pe aake tum awaaz nahi karna
Dard ki nayii daastan ka aagaaz nahi karna...

Apni bebassi ko khud hii byaan karega ye
Chehre ko kisi aaine ka mohthaaz nahi karna...


Raaz Jo khud se hii na chhipaa paao tum
Aise raaz mein kisi ko hamraaz nahi karna...

Namumkin hai haqikat ke aasman mein urnaa
Khaabon ke sahare isme parwaaz nahi karna...


Zakham phir zakham hai.N I roz bhar jaynge
Husan wallon ko inke charasaaz nahi karna...

Khaakh se bane ho khaakh mein mil jaaoge
Kabhi bhoole se bhi khud pe naaz nahi karna...

TERI AAHAT PAR

Zakhm Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Dard Bhool Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

Shabnami Sitaroon Per Phool Khilne Lagte Hen
Chand Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

Umar Kat Di Lakin Bachpana Nai Jata
Hum Diye Jalate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

Teri Yaad Aaye To Neend Jati Rahti Hai
Hum Khushi Manate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per Chand Muskurata Hai
Khwab Gungunate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

Tere Hijr Me Hum Per I Aazab Taari hai
Chonk Chonk Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per Aass Lout Aati Hai
Ashq Hum Bahate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per.

Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai

Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai

Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai



Usne kaha kon Tumhein hai boht Aziz

Mai NE kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai

Usne kaha konsa Tohfa hai pasand?

Mai NE kaha Wo Shaama Jo AB tak Udhaar hai



Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhao GE?

Mai NE kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai



Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?

Mai NE kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai

Tum Hote Ho Jab Pass Mere

AB raastey jaane pehchaane ho to..manzil kareeb lagtee hai..

Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..


Saagar kinare pade in berang patharron mein..ek seepi badi ajeeb dikhti hai

Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..



Utar Chadao, Khushi Gham, pana khona har rang mein zindagi habib lagtee hai..

Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..


Haath se choothey palon ko dekhkar bhi jawaani uthkar 'Zehnaseeb'kehtee hai..

Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..

Aaj ke daur men AI dost

Aaj ke daur men AI dost ye munzar kyun hai

ZaKhm har sar pe har I haath men patthar kyun hai


Jab haqiqat hai ke har zarre men TU rahataa hai

Phir zamin par kahin masjid kahin mandir kyun hai


Apana anjaam to maalum hai sab ko phir bhi

Apani nazaron men har insan sikandar kyun hai


Zindagi jiiney ke qaabil hi nahin AB "Faakir"

Varnaa har aankh men ashkon kaa samandar kyun hai

Vo Nahi Mera

Vo Nahi Mera Magar Us Se Mohabat Hai To Hai,
Yeh Agar Rasmo Rivazo Se Bagawat Hai To Hai;

Sach Ko Maine Sach Kaha Jab Keh Diya To Keh Diya,
Ab Zamaneki Nazar Mein Ye Himaakat Hai To Hai;

Dost Ban Kar Dushmano As Vo Satata Hai Mujhe,
"Fir Bhi Us Pathar Dil Pe Marna Apni Fitrat Hai To Hai";

Kab Kaha Mainey Ki Vo Mil Jaye Mujhko,
Uski Bahon Mein Dum Nikle Itni Hastrat Hai To Hai;

Jal Gaya Parvana To Usme Shama Ki Kya Khata,
Yun Raat Bhar Jalna-Jalaana Uski Kismat Hai To Hai;

Vo Sath Hai To Zinda Hu,
Meri Saanso Ko Uski Zaroorat Hai To Hai.....

Dur They,Dur Renhenge Har Dum Ye Zamein Asmaan,
Duriyon Ke Baad Bhi Dil Mein Kurbat Hai To Hai;

Mainey Kab Kaha Tu Mil Hi Jae Mujhe,
Par Gair Na Ho Jaye Itni Is Hasrat Hai To Hai;

Few Lines Forever(Roman Urdu)

Jis ki Namaz Achi

Us ki Zindagi Achi

Jis ki Zindagi Achi

Us ki Mout Achi

Jis ki Mout Achi

Us ki Kabar Achi

Jis ki Kabar Achi

Us ki Aakhrat Achi

Jis ki Aakhrat Achi

Us ki JaNNat Pakki.

So don't Miss Namaz.

MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI

KISSI AN DEKHI
SAAT MEIN
KISSI AN CHAHI
RAHAT MEIN
KISSI MASOOM CHAHT MEIN
KISSI SE
EK
LAGAWAT MEIN

MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI

KISSI SE APNI HALAT KO
CHUPANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR
KISSI BHI CHOT SE
DIL KO
BACHANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR
KISSI AAWAZ KO CHAHE
DABANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR
KISSI TASWEER KO
DIL SE
MITANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR

KABHI KHUSHBU KO
LOGON SE
CHUPANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR
KISSI JAZBE KI AATISH KO
BHUJANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR
AQAL KE SAAMNE
DIL KO
JHUKANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR
KABHI BHI DHYAN KO APNE
BATANA
LAAKH CHAHO PAR

MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI

KOI BHI LAAKH
ROOTHE PAR
KABHI BHI
SAATH CHOOTE PAR
HON WADE
LAAKH JHOOTE PAR
YE DIL
JITNA BHI TOOTE PAR

MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI

BACHANA LAAKH CHAHO PAR
QYAMAT HO HI JAATI HEI
YE FARDE ISHQ HEI
ESS KI
ZAMANAT HO HI JAATI HEI
DUAON KE WASILE SE
KARAMAT HO HI JATI HEI
NA KARNE WALON KO AAKHIR
NIDAMAT HO HI JATI HEI

MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI

RAHO GUMNAM JITNA BHI
SHUHRAT HO HI JATI HEI
ZARA TAKLEEF HOTI HEI
PHIR AADAT HO HI JAATI HEI
KHUDA TAUFEEQ DETA HEI
TO JURRAT HO HI JAATI HEI
MOHABBAT KE GUNAHGARO
MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI

MOHABBAT HO HI JAATI HEI


POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI
( SIMPLY DIFFERENT )

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Tumhain Ab Bhool Hee Jayen Tou Acha Hai

Tumhain Ab Bhool Hee Jayen Tou Acha Hai
Yeh Faslay Aur Bhi Barh Jayen Tou Acha Hai




Tumhari Chahatain Hum Ko Nahi Hasil
Tu Ab Ghair Hee Ban Jaye Tou Acha Hai




Humahre To Umer Guzri Hai Teri Chahat Main
Tu Is Aag Main Na Jalaye To Acha Hai





Barso'n Se Thi Dua K To Meray Sath Ho
Kehta Hoon Ke Ab Samna Na Ho Tera Tou Acha Hai





Rehta Tha Teri Mohabbat Ka Saya Humaray Sath
Ab Tou Apni Perchai Bhi Na Ho Tou Acha Hai





Raiza Raiza Ho Chukki Hai Rooh Meri
Ke Badan Say Ab Nikal He Jaye Tou Acha Hai ..!!

G H A Z A L

ASHKON SE ZINDAGI KO BHIGONA TO NAHIN HEI
AB HAM KO KISI SHAKHS KA HONA TO NAHIN HEI

TUM JIS SE BARHE SHOQ SE YOON KHEL RAHE HO
YE DIL HEI MERA KOI KHILONA TO NAHIN HEI

KUCH DER DOOSRON KO RULA KAR BHI DEKH LEN
AB SARI UMER HAM HI NE RONA TO NAHIN HEI

TUJ HI KO UTHANA HEI GHAM E HIJR KA LASHA
YE BOJH KISI AUR KO DHONA TO NAHIN HEI

EK BAAR DIL LAGANE KI GHALTI JO HOOI HEI
AB SARI UMER CHEN SE SONA TO NAHIN HEI


POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI
( SIMPLY DIFFERENT )

FESLA

BADAN KO NAO LAHOO KO CHANAAB HONA HEI
MOHABBATON MEIN HAR EK DIN AZAAB HONA HEI

AB KE MOSAM E GUL MEIN YE FESLE THEHRE
MUJ KO KHAAR AUR TUJ KO GULAAB HONA HEI


POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI

SHAAM KE BAAD

POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI


ACHI LAGTI BHALA KYON YE FIZA SHAAM KE BAAD
HO GYA ISHQ TO YE HAM PE KHULA SHAAM KE BAAD

DIN MEIN TO HAM PE KOI SHER UTARTA HEE NAHIN
HAM NE TO JAB BHI, JO BHI LIKHA SHAAM KE BAAD

AA KE DEKHO TO SAHI KITNE NIKHAR JAATE HEIN
TUM KISSI ROZ MILO HAM SE ZARA SHAAM KE BAAD

ROOH TAK SHAAMIL-E-AAWAZ HOOA KARTI HEI
TUM KABHI MAANG KE DEKHO TO DUA SHAAM KE BAAD

AAJ TAK AISE PARENDE NAHIN DEKHE HAM NE
BHOOL JATE HON JO GHAR KE PATA SHAAM KE BAAD

MERI NAZRON MEIN WO BA ZOQ NAHIN HO SAKTA
BE SABAB JO BHI KOI GHAR MEIN RAHA SHAAM KE BAAD

BAZM-E-YAARAN HO YA KOI MEKHANA SHAKEEL
BETHNE MEIN WAHAN AATA HEI MAZZA SHAAM KE BAAD

NEEND.

Raat ki tanhaai mei

Aagosh e aaraam mei jab

Saari duniya so jaati hai

Bistar per let kar mein

Takiye ke saharey

Karwat badaltey huey

Aankhein moond kar

Janey kya kya dekhta rehta hu



Parvaaz per hota hai takhayyul

Kabhi maazi ki naaw per sawaar

Kabhi mustaqbil ki chokhat per

Khada milta hai takhayyul



Ghadi ki soo-ii ke sath

Dhadkaney gintey huey

Ek koney se doosrey koney tak

Bistar naanptey huey

Be-qaraari ke aalam mei

Raat bhar jaagta rehta hu....



Ae neend

Kyu mujh se tum is darja khafa ho

Kyu mujh ko iss darja satati ho....

Apna Apna Naseeb Hai,

apna apna naseeb hai, tu aur kisi key qareeb hai

tujh ko pukaroon gali gali keh duniya bani raqeeb hai



jogi ban key ban mein raha, wehshi bankey dasht mein

phoolon bharey gulzaar mein, kanton bharey tasht mein



kahin na tujh ko bhool saka, ye baat meri jaan ajeeb hai

main ik paghal deewana, sun na mera tu afsana



sun bhi liya to jaan meri aisey isko bhool jana

keh yeh hai ik afsana'goi paghal iska adeeb hai



apna apna naseeb hai, tu aur kisi key qareeb hai

tujh ko pukaroon gali gali keh duniya bani raqeeb hai

Aik Ameer LarKi

Aik Ameer Ladki ko School mein
Ghareeb khandaan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gaya.
ESSAY:
Ek Ggareeb khandaan tha,
Baap Ghaeeib, Maa Ghareeb, Bachay Ghareeb.
Khandaan mein 04 Nauker thay, woh bhi Ghareeb.
Car bhi Tuti Hui Accord thi.
Unka Ghareeb Driver Bachon ko
usi Tuti Car mein School Chhor Ke Aata tha.
Bachon ke pas Purane N73 Mobile thay.
Bache Hafte mein 3 bar Hi Chicken Khatay thay.
Ghar mein sirf 4, 2nd Hand AC thay.
Sara khandaan Bari Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha.

Dil mein utar kar nhi dekhaa

Aankhon mein raha dil mein utar kar nhi dekhaa,
Kashti Kay musaafir nay samander nhi dekha,

Be –waqt agar jaaoongaa sabh chaunk padeingay,
Aik ummar hue din mein kabhi ghar nhi dekha,

Jiss din say chalaa hoon meri manzil pay nazar hai,
Aankhon nay kabhi meel ka pathar nhi dekhaa,

Yeh phool mujhay koi viraasat mein milay hain,
Tumnay mera kanton bharaa bistar nhi dekhaa,

Pathar mujhay kehta hai mujhay chaahnay vaalaa,
Main mom hoon uss nay mujhay chhoo kar nhi dekhaa

Replies of a Girl, When you Propose Her

Here are the 30 top most replies of a girl, when you propose her, bold ones are most tragic and common ones…

1) Nahi…….. ……… ???

2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai…. (ab ladki ko kaun samjhaye ki ladke ko pehle se pata hai aur usko koi problem nahi hai)

5) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infactuation hai….

6) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

7) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??

Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

9) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

10) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "

11) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

12) Phele kyon nahi bataya, ab tum late ho gaye ..

13) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

14) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

15) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam

16) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu

17) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

1 Now that's a real tragedy….

Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

19) Boy: I love U!

Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.

20) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

21) Kyon, Tina NE "No" bola?

22) Kitne time ke liye -???

23) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

24) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..

Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

25) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

26) "I think, I will have better options in future …"

27) I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever (TAI TAI FISH)

2 "Why me?..Tumne mere mein aisa kya dekha?…"she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. …

29) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..

30) )achha tum bhi maine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ….. And then walks on………