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Saturday, March 14, 2015

A Blue Valentine

For Aline

Monsignore,
Right Reverend Bishop Valentinus,
Sometime of Interamna, which is called Ferni,
Now of the delightful Court of Heaven,
I respectfully salute you,
I genuflect
And I kiss your episcopal ring.
It is not, Monsignore,
The fragrant memory of your holy life,
Nor that of your shining and joyous martyrdom,
Which causes me now to address you.
But since this is your august festival, Monsignore,
It seems appropriate to me to state
According to a venerable and agreeable custom,
That I love a beautiful lady.
Her eyes, Monsignore,
Are so blue that they put lovely little blue reflections
On everything that she looks at,
Such as a wall
Or the moon
Or my heart.
It is like the light coming through blue stained glass,
Yet not quite like it,
For the blueness is not transparent,
Only translucent.
Her soul's light shines through,
But her soul cannot be seen.
It is something elusive, whimsical, tender, wanton, infantile, wise
And noble.
She wears, Monsignore, a blue garment,
Made in the manner of the Japanese.
It is very blue-
I think that her eyes have made it more blue,
Sweetly staining it
As the pressure of her body has graciously given it form.
Loving her, Monsignore,
I love all her attributes;
But I believe
That even if I did not love her
I would love the blueness of her eyes,
And her blue garment, made in the manner of the Japanese.
Monsignore,
I have never before troubled you with a request.
The saints whose ears I chiefly worry with my pleas
are the most exquisite and maternal Brigid,
Gallant Saint Stephen, who puts fire in my blood,
And your brother bishop, my patron,
The generous and jovial Saint Nicholas of Bari.
But, of your courtesy, Monsignore,
Do me this favour:
When you this morning make your way
To the Ivory Throne that bursts into bloom with roses
because of her who sits upon it,
When you come to pay your devoir to Our Lady,
I beg you, say to her:
"Madame, a poor poet, one of your singing servants yet on earth,
Has asked me to say that at this moment he is especially grateful to you
For wearing a blue gown".

by Joyce Kilmer


Thursday, June 10, 2010

Interesting Facts

1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."















2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT"














3. Almonds are members of the peach family.














4. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.














5. The dot over the letter 'I is called a tittle.














6. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.














7. The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.














8. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."














9. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.














10. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicros copicsilicovolca noconiosis.














11. The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural: pneumonoultramicros copicsilicovolca noconiosesl.














12. The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangiha ngakoauauotamate aturipukakapikim aungahoronukup okaiwe-nuakit natahu, a New Zealand hill.














13. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade Los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.














14. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.














15. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.














16. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.














17. Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.














18. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.














19. The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.














21. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.














23. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.














24. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.














26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.














27. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.














28. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.














30. The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti














31. 'Stewardesses' is the longest English word that is typed with only the left hand.














33. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways; the following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."














34. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.














35. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."














36. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian seal for that reason.








37. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.








38. The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead."








39. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Be Joyful

Whatever you enjoy, you improve. Enjoy where you are,
 and suddenly where you are has more value.
Enjoy the moment you're living.
 
 And suddenly the moment offers new and positive possibilities.
Enjoy what you're doing. By so doing, you transform your effort
 into a pathway to success and achievement.

You can always find a reason to be miserable.
 But being miserable will accomplish nothing.
Being joyful, on the other hand, will put you in a positive,
 productive, effective frame of mind.
 You'll be well positioned to accomplish and succeed.

Whatever this day may hold, find something to truly enjoy about it.
 And you will have found your own best path forward.
~Ralph Marston~
 

Ain,t Nothing' You Can Do

There "ain't nothin' you can do" about quite a few situations!
 Andit's true with people, too. There ain't nothin' you can do
about the Way they are, so it is fruitless to try to change them
 into something Else.
You are wise to learn to accept them without conditions,
Understand them the best you can and love them anyway.
 For they Probably won't change much and there just ain't nothin'
you can do About it.
 
Sam Keen Christine said, "We come to love, not by finding a perfect
Person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." It's
All about acceptance.
 
~Steve Goodier~

Monday, March 22, 2010

The economy is so bad that...


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"


CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.


A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
 

Motel Six can’t afford to leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.


Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

10 most expensive films of all time

1. Avatar - $500 million (£332 million)
Released in the UK last December, the 3D epic from director James Cameron has broken box office records to become the highest grossing film of all time, taking over $2 billion (£1.3 billion) at the box office worldwide. It has grossed £87 million in the UK. The storyline, which has drawn comparisons with the War on Terror and the US-led invasion of Iraq, charts the attempt by humans to exploit the resources of an alien planet populated by a species known as Na'vi. Humans from a large mining company interact with the Na'Vi using genetically engineered "avatar" bodies.
Avatar was nominated for nine Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director. 


2. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End - $300 million (£199 million)
The third film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, based on a theme park ride at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida, was the most successful film at the box office in 2007. It grossed $960 million at the box office worldwide. A fourth film in the long-running franchise, which has grossed a total of $2.79 billion (£1.8 billion) worldwide, is called Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It is scheduled to be released next year. The films star Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.
The film was nominated for two Academy Awards for make-up and visual effects.


3. Titanic - $285 million (£189 million)
At the time of its release, Titanic was the most expensive film ever made, and went on to become the highest grossing of all time, a title it held until Avatar was released. The romantic/disaster movie, directed and produced by James Cameron, cost $200 million (£132 million) to make and earned $1.8 billion (£1.2 billion) worldwide. The film is due to be re-released next year in 3D.
It was nominated for 14 Academy Awards and won 11, including Best Picture and 
 Best Director.


4. Spider-Man 3 - $258 million (£171 million)
Tobey Maguire returned as Marvel character Peter Parker and his alter-ego Spider-man in the third film in the franchise, directed by Sam Rami. The film, released in 2007 set a box office record of $59 million (£39 million) on its opening day in the US and went on to gross $890 million (£589 million) worldwide. 


5. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - $250 million (£165 million)
Based on the J.K. Rowling novel of the same name and released in 2009, the sixth film in the Harry Potter series was considerably darker than previous instalments. It was also the most expensive. However, it went on to take $934 million (£618 million) at the box office to become one of the highest grossing films of all time. The franchise stars Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, the young wizard returning to Hogwarts for his sixth year. It co-stars Emma Watson as Hermione Granger.
The film was nominated for an Academy Award for its cinematography.


6. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - $225 million (£148 million)
The second film in the hugely successful pirates series starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom became only the third film ever to gross $1 billion (£666 million) worldwide at the box office. Co-starring Keira Knightley and Bill Nighy, the film was released in 2006 to mixed reviews about its convoluted plot and lengthy two and a half hour running time.
It was nominated for four Academy Awards and won an Oscar for Best Visual Effects.


7. King Kong - $207 million (£136 million)
King Kong, directed by Peter Jackson and starring Naomi Watts, was a remake of the classic 1933 Hollywood movie of the same name. It was released in 2006 and grossed $550 million (£363 million) worldwide.
It won three Academy Awards for sound editing, sound mixing and visual effects.


8. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - $200 million (£132 million)
The second in the series of Narnia films based on the C.S.Lewis novels, Prince Caspian grossed $419 million worldwide at the box office (£279 million). It was released in 2008 and starred Ben Barnes in the title role, who went on to appear in Dorian Gray. Disney spent a reported $175 million (£115 million) promoting the film worldwide.


9. Quantum of Solace - $200 million (£132 million)
The latest Bond film, released in 2008, was directed by Marc Foster and starred Daniel Craig as James Bond. The 22nd film in the 007 series grossed $586 million (£387 million) worldwide.


10. Superman Returns - $200 million (£132 million)
The man of steel returned with Brandon Routh as Superman in this film, directed by Bryan Singer. It grossed $391 million (£258 million) worldwide.
The film was nominated for an Academy Award for visual effects.