Book Report

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic'

 

And 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the

Proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:  Cost - $29.99
Clinton :  Cost - $29.99

Titanic:  Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :  Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and

Subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love and

Subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:  Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:  Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:  In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:  Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:  During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:  Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:  Let's not go there.

Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:  Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:  Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:  Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:  Monica…..Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing