Love, Lust and Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together



Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together



Marriage: When you give the kids a bath






Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two



Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"



Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go









Love: Sex every night



Lust: Sex 5 times a night



Marriage: What's sex?






Love: French perfume



Lust: Brut aftershave



Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."






Love: Long drives through the countryside



Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout



Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat