SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"



REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY September 30,2007



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,



CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



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Class 1



How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.



Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.



Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



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Class 2



The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?



Round Table Discussion.



Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 p.m. For 2 hours.



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Class 3



Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?



Group Practice.



Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



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Class 4



Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor.



Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.



Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



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Class 5



After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?



Examples on Video.



Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM



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Class 6



Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.



Help Line Support and Support Groups.



Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



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Class 7



Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.



Open Forum.



Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



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Class 8



Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.



Graphics and Audio Tapes.



Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



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Class 9



Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.



Real Life Testimonials.



Tuesdays at 6:00 P.M. - Location to be determined.



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Class 10



Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?



Driving Simulations.



4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.



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Class 11




Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.



Online Classes and role-playing .



Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



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Class 12



How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion:



Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.



Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



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Class 13



How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.



Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.



Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



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Class 14



The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.



Live Demonstration.



Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



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Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors!




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