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Champu sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and Champu leaves.

A few days later Champu sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." Champu leaves.

A week later Champu again sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". Champu leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Iggy, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Iggy comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

Iggy says, "To your house!"