f*u*c*k-the most colourful word

This is an excerpt from the speech made by OSHO about the word F*U*C*K and its amazing properties and contribution to the English Language. See the irony.



erhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, noun...


It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), o as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can also be used as an adjective (Mar is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary.)
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****".



Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to many situations:
1. Greetings "How the **** are ya?"


2. Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer."



3. Resignation "Oh, **** it!"


4. Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now."




5. Aggression "**** YOU!"



6. Disgust "**** me."


7. Confusion "What the ****.......? "

8. Difficulty "I don't understand this ****ing business!"

9. Despair "****ed again..."


10. Pleasure "I ****ing couldn't be happier."

11. Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"

12. Lost "Where the **** are we."

13. Disbelief "UN****INGBELIEVABL E!"


14. Retaliation "Up your ****ing ***!"

15. Denial "I didn't ****ing do it."

16. Perplexity "I know **** all about it."

17. Apathy "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"


18. Greetings "How the **** are ya?"


19. Suspicion "Who the **** are you?"

20. Panic "Let's get the **** out of here."



21. Directions "**** off."



22. Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?"


It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing asshole."


It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."


It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"


It can be maternal- "Mother****er. "


It can be political- "**** Dan Quayle!"


It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:


"What the **** was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima



"Where did all these ****ing Indians come from?"
General Custer



"Where the **** is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic


"Thats not a real ****ing gun." John Lennon


"Who's gonna ****ing find out?" Richard Nixon




"Heads are going to ****ing roll." Anne Boleyn

"Let the ****ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle
"Challenger"

"What ****ing map?" Mark Thatcher

"Any ****ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein

"How the **** did you work that out?" Pythagoras

"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?" Michaelangelo

"**** a duck." Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its ****ing there!" Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?" Joan of Arc

"Scattered ****ing showers my ***." Noah

"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy