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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dick's the Word

The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.

The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?

The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand

The lucky charms penis: They're magically delicious

The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going

The right guard penis: anything less is uncivilized

The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good

The Kix penis: kid tested, mother approved.

The McDonald's penis: over 8 billion served.

The Tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?

The Ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.

The Cobain penis: it blows itself away.

The All State penis: you're in good hands.

The 7-Up penis: the UN-penis.

The Barq's penis: the one with bite.

The beef penis: it's what's for dinner.

The Bud Lite penis: great taste, less filling.

The Transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye.

The Twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy.

The Sega penis: PENIS!

The Starburst penis: the juice is loose.

The Timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on.......

The Burger King penis: have it your way

The Flintstone's vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing

The Wendy's penis: where's the beef?

The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun.

The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!!

The Mortal Kombat penis: nothing can prepare you.

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

The Street Fighter II penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good at this.

The Domino's Pizza penis: delivers in 30 min. or less

The Monty Python penis: "isn't awfully nice to have a penis"

The Monty Python penis II: "every sperm is sacred...."

The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?

The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time

The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!

The Beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

The Oasis penis: thinks it's the Beatles penis.

The Windows '95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.

The Virginia Slims penis: you've come a long way, baby.

The Secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.

The Micro Machines penis: a whole world, in the palm of your hand.

The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop

The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!

The yellow pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?

The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color

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