I sit down to pee
And I can justify
Any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon
Can get a massage
Without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook,
Can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends
About the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others
When I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles
At any cost,
And I don't have a problem
Admitting I'm lost.
I never forget
An important date
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late
I don't watch movies
With lots of gore
Don't need instant replay
To remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face,
Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem
With expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?! *
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