Joke ......Some Smart Answers(Must Read)

> A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her
> students in 1st
> Grade class.
> She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?"
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> Boy answered,
> "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
> My sister is in the third-grade
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> I'm smarter than she is!
> I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"
> Madam had enough.
> She took the boy to the Principal's office.
> While the boy waited in the outer of! fice,
> Madam explained to the principal what the situation was.
> The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test
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> If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
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> first-grade
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> Behave.
> She agreed.
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> The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to
> him and he
> agreed to take the test.
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> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Boy.: "9".
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> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Boy.: "36".
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> And so it went with every question the principal thought a
> 4th grade should
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> The principal looks at Madam and tells her,
> "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade."
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> Madam says to the principal,
> "I have some of my own questions.
> Can I ask h! im?"
> The principal and the boy both agreed.
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> Madam asks,
> "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
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> Boy, after a moment,
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> "Legs."*
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> Madam:
> "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
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> "Pockets." *
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> Madam:
> What starts with a C and ends with a T,
> Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
> Boy.:
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> Coconut ; *
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> Madam:
> What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
> The Principal's eyes open really wide
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> Before he could stop the answer,
> The boy was taking charge.
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> Bubble-gum. *
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> Madam:
> What does a man do standing up,
> A woman does sitting down
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> A dog does on three legs?
> The Principal's eyes open really wide
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> Before, he could stop the answer...
> Boy.:
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> Shake hands. *
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> Madam:
> A finger goes in me.
> You fiddle with me when you're bored.
> The best man always has me first.
> Boy.:
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> Wedding Ring. *
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> Madam:
> I come in many sizes.
> When I'm not well,
> I drip.
> When you blow me,
> You feel good.
> Boy.:
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> Madam:
> I have a stiff shaft.
> My tip penetrates.
> I come with a quiver..
> Boy.:
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> Arrow. *
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> Madam:
> What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
> That means lot of heat and excitement?
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> Fire-truck. *
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> Madam:
> What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
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> If you don't get it,
> You have to use your hand.
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> Fork. *
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> Madam:
> What is it that all men have one of,
> it's longer on some men than on others,
> The Pope doesn't use his
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> A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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> SURNAME. *
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> Madam:
> What part of the man has no bone
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> Has lots of veins,
> Like pumping,
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> Is responsible for making love ?
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> HEART. *
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> The principal breathed a sigh of relief
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> Said to the teacher,*
> "Send this Boy to grade 5, * *
> I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".*