A “Tom Girl”

“Somer, it time to go to Big Momma’s house!” shouted her baby brother. “Come on, it is
time to go!”
Every summer for two week, Somer and her baby brother would go to their
grandmother’s house in the country.
Somer loved spending time with her Big Momma in her garden, and sitting on the front
porch learning all about her family’s history.
“What was my mother like as a girl?” Somer would ask her Big Momma. “Did she look
and act like me?”
“She looked just like you,” replied Big Momma.
Early the next morning, Somer’s baby brother got up to go fishing with his friends. Now,
during the school year, Somer had to wear a pretty dress, but while at Big Momma’s
house, she wore blue jeans with holes in the knees.
“What do you call yourself doing?” asked Somer’s baby brother. “You can’t go fishing
with the boys.”
“And, why not,” said Somer. “I will catch a bigger fish than all of you boys put together.”
“You are nothing but an old Tom Boy,” teased Somer’s baby brother. “You will be afraid
to bait your hook with a worm, or even catch a fish.”
After retrieving a cane pole from the shed, Somer slowly walked behind the boys to the
lake
"Hey, where are the worms!” shouted Somer.
Somer then went over to the can of worms and got a big juicy one out. She baited her
hook and tossed the line out in the lake. Some of her brother’s friends just stared in
amazement."
About thirty minutes later, Somer’s pole was almost snatched from her hands. And,
with all of her might, she pulled straight up.
“I got a fish!” shouted Somer. “And, it is a big one!”
“Don’t lose it!” shouted Somer’s baby brother. “You have a catfish!”
Seconds later, the biggest fish Somer or any of the boys came sailing straight out of the
water. Somer reeled in her fish and took it off of the hook and into the bucket.
The other boys just stared in amazement.
“Somer, were exactly where you fishing?” asked the other boys. “Show me how you
cast in your line.”
Somer’s brother stood by the bank.
Eventually, Somer’s brother broke his silence, "Hey, sis, can you show me how to fish?"

Thanks
Mr. Geary Smith
119 Kollman
Mexia, Texas 76667
(254) 562-2720
E-mail: smithgeary@yahoo.com

Too Many Fires

A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.

"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.

"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.

"How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?" asked the fire chief.

"Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.

"And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?" asked the fire chief.

"Break out another fire hose." answered the new firefighter.

"Now wait a minute, son," said the fire chief. "Where are all these fire hoses coming from?"

The new firefighter answered, "The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief."

Just follow the Tracks

3 men are stranded in the middle of the Canadian Forest and they don't know where they are at. They decide that they have to find some food. So the first man leaves and tells the other 2 that he is going to get some food.

Several Hours later, he comes back with a deer over his shoulder. The other 2 are amazed and ask him how he got a deer with no weopans. He replies, " I find tracks, i follow tracks, i get deer". They both are slightly confused but let it go.

1 week later, they have eaten the deer, so they need to get more food. The second guy leaves and says that he is going to get food. He comes back a couple hours later with a elk over his shoulder. The other 2 ask how he got the elk. He simply replies, "I find tracks, i follow tracks, i get Elk".

5 days later, they have eaten the elk, so they need more food. The third guy, feeling very cocky, thinks to himslef, " This is going to be a piece of cake. The other guys got the other animals so easy. I'm going to get an animal better than their's put together!". So he leaves to get some food. They wait a couple hours... he doesn't come back. They wait another couple hours, he is still missing.

Finally, after 9 hours of waiting, they see him coming back. His clothes are torn rags, he is covered in dirt with scrapes and bruises all over his body. He is bleeding from different gashes in his arms and legs along with one on the side of head. They ask, " What happened!". He looks at them, wide-eyed and confused, and replies, " I find tracks, I follow tracks, i get hit my train".

Nasty Bug

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.

The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "

" What can I do? " he pleaded.

" Not much " he doctor replied. " There's just a nasty bug going around."

Fish Oil - Sure it’s Good for You,

but Makes Your Breathe Smell like Sea Sewage

1. Less Pain and Inflammation.
Omega 3 fatty acids, particularly EPA, have a very positive effect on your inflammatory response. Through several mechanisms, they regulate your body's inflammation cycle, which prevents and relieves painful conditions like arthritis, prostatitis, cystitis and anything else ending in "itis."



2. Cardiovascular Health.
Omega 3 fatty acids have also been proven to work wonders for your heart and the miles and miles of arteries and veins that make up your cardiovascular system. They help to lower cholesterol, tryglicerides, LDLs and blood pressure, while at the same time increasing good HDL cholesterol. This adds years to your life expectancy.



3. Protection from Stroke and Heart Attack.
When plaque builds up on arterial walls and then breaks loose, it causes what's known as a thrombosis, which is a fancy way of saying clot. If a clot gets stuck in the brain, it causes a stroke and when it plugs an artery, it causes a heart attack. Research shows omega 3 fatty acids break up clots before they can cause any damage.



4. Better Brain Function and Higher Intelligence.
Pregnant and nursing mothers can have a great impact on the intelligence and happiness of their babies by supplementing with fish oil. For adults, omega 3 improves memory, recall, reasoning and focus. You'll swear you're getting younger and smarter.



5. Less Depression and Psychosis.
Making you smarter is not all omega 3 does for your brain. Psychiatry department researchers at the University of Sheffield, along with many other research studies, found that omega 3 fish oil supplements "alleviate" the symptoms of depression, bipolar and psychosis (Journal of Affective Disorder Vol. 48(2-3);149- 55).



6. Lower Incidence of Childhood Disorders.
Just to show how fish oil fatty acids leave nobody out, studies show that children (and adults) with ADD and ADHD experience a greatly improved quality of life. And those with dyslexia, dyspraxia and compulsive disorders have gotten a new lease on life thanks to omega 3 oils.

7. Reduction of Breast, Colon and Prostate Cancer. And finally, omega 3 fish oil has been shown to help prevent three of the most common forms of cancer – breast, colon and prostate. Science tells us that omega 3s accomplish this in three ways. They stop the alteration from a normal healthy cell to a cancerous mass, inhibiting unwanted cellular growth and causing apoptosis, or cellular death, of cancer cells.

IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

Maternity leave would last two years... With full pay.

here would be a cure for stretch marks.



Natural childbirth would become obsolete.



Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.



All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.



Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.



Men would be eager to talk about commitment.



They wouldn't think twins were so cute.



Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM



Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.



Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.



They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.



Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.



Women would rule the world!!

The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

Too Many Fires

A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.

"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.

"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.

"How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?" asked the fire chief.

"Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.

"And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?" asked the fire chief.

"Break out another fire hose." answered the new firefighter.

"Now wait a minute, son," said the fire chief. "Where are all these fire hoses coming from?"

The new firefighter answered, "The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief."

FIFTY SOMETHING

“Do you know...what day it is?”
“Nope”...said my beau. “What's today?”
“Well! If you can't remember”, I cried
“I'm not gonna say.
Well aren't you gonna ask me?”
I insisted with a few tears.
“Alright”, he said...”you're fifty today...
and you have been for three or four years”.

That wasn't what I wanted to hear.
Just a few...simple birthday wishes,
a romantic night...a bottle of wine
and someone to do the dishes.
Instead...like a mature plucked Cinderella
with mascara blurred...eyes
my Prince Charming declares he's swapping
my fifty for two twenty fives.

He'll have a problem handling two;
his belly hangs below his belt.
He said my boobs were no better
like saddle bags...last time he felt.
See...they fall underneath me arms.
He knelt on 'em once and they spread.
Reckoned he was leaning forward
to switch on the light overhead.

He can't do things...like he used to
gets short winded and very abrupt.
When we were young...he worked all night
now he's all night...working it up.
Mind you...I don't give him a lot of help
like I did when I was young.
The elasticity has left my vital parts
you could say...spring has sprung.

We try to get together...
was recommended a book called "Fore Play"
wasn't a crossword or card game in it,
and the pictures were worn away.
I looked at myself in the mirror
perhaps the problem lies with me.
Surely the body doesn't fall apart...
...life begins at fifty.

I need to recharge by batteries,
get rid of my facial hair,
buy new underwire bras,
make 'em look like a pair.
My beau used a whipper snipper on my face,
“I'll trim it”...he said...”it won't pull”.
So I laid on the floor with his foot on my neck,
it started...then ran out of fuel.
Just as well...it went berserk,
desexed our neighbour’s cat.
I said...”Whatever you do...don't mention it...
when you give 'em the snipper back.”

I've been going to the gym lately,
I wear the correct gear...
you know...leotards with that skinny strap
on the strategic part of your rear.
No-one told me to wear tights as well
as I sat on the rowing machine.
Imagine how I felt...when a man pulled it out,
thank goodness it came out clean.
I'm preparing my body and keeping fit,
you know age is a state of mind too,
don't ask me what state I'm in,
let's just say...’Thirty Two.’

Copyright; Shirley Friend
From her book 'Another Dose From Floozie'

Ringo Blues

He's bought himself a set of drums -
Seems that's the latest fad
For them with teenage craniums
Just to annoy their Dad.
So now it's straight into his room
When he gets home from school:
A raucous thunderous sonic boom -
Could make die dead rise from die tomb
...And those alive to fear their doom -
A racket dial is cruel;
An audio nightmare of gloom
As decibels and senses zoom,
My ears and I can now assume...
That Ringo's on his stool.

As drums resound and cymbals crash,
The airwaves saturate;
Bush poetry's a culture clash -
He says I'm out of date.
His hair is fifteen shades of blue...
He only wears what's cool...
He bangs away the evening through...
He says I wouldn't have a clue...
But oh!! that noise!! I'm tellin' you...
When Ringo's on his stool!!

With peace and quiet vanished now
From in our neighborhood,
I get no more milk from the cow,
The dog's left home for good,
The chooks have all stopped layin' eggs,
The goldfish left his pool,
The cat has even found his legs,
My home-made beer has turned to dregs.
Is that a tune ? - the question begs...
When Ringo's on his stool.

The ducks from on the billabong
Have all flown south for Spring;
No more we hear the magpie's song -
He's lost his urge to sing.
T.V.'s a relic of the past -
Those drums win every duel;
Not even ghetto-blasters blast
As loud or even half as fast...
While ear-drums flutter at half mast...
When Ringo's on his stool.

The Flick man has no need to call -
Our cockroaches have gone;
The termites that live in the wall -
They too are moving on.
It could well drive a man to drink...
But who am I to fool ?
I have already crossed that brink -
I cannot hear myself to think -
And oh...this week, his hair is pink...
That's Ringo on his stool.

So I thought I would be the bird
And grow myself some wings,
Until today...! got the word
That somehow changes things.
The music shop is on the phone:
This afternoon it comes -
An instrument that's all my own -
He need no longer play alone -
We'll form a band that's all home-grown
I'm flexing up my gums;
Though I'm tone-deaf as any stone,
I'll join the raucous monotone -
Me playing my new saxophone...
While Ringo...plays his drums.

Copyright; Graham Fredriksen
From his book 'Paradise Revisited'

Heal The Hurt

When you blame others for your troubles, you give them
Control of your life. Free yourself from your own anger,
From your own resentment, and you'll find vastly more room
For serenity and abundance.

It's bad enough if someone has wronged you in the past. Is
It of any value for you to continue suffering from it?

Your best strategy is not to prolong the pain, or expand
Upon it. Your best strategy is to get past it as quickly as
Possible.

Whether or not anyone deserves your forgiveness is not the
Point. The point is, you deserve to forgive, to take back
Control of your life, so that you can live abundantly.

Your forgiveness may not even make a difference to those you
Forgive, if they're even aware of it. For you, it makes all
The difference in the world.

When it is you who is feeling the hurt, it is also you who
Can heal the hurt. Heal the hurt, and move past the pain,
With forgiveness.
 Ralph Marston

If a STUDENT makes a mistake

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... .....





If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........





If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation... ......... ........




If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture..... ......... .





If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law......... .........



If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention... ......... .




If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion..... ......... ....




If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory...... ......... ...





If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a "MISTAKE" !!!!!!!!!!!! !

Sick Leave Policy

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY



 
* SICKNESS
No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.



 
* AN OPERATION
We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.



 
* DEATH
Other than your own. This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.



 
* Your own death
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.


 
* ALSO
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

We appreciate your cooperation.

Dying Nun

A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, the nun held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little.... Then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and whispered, "Don't sell that cow!"

Book Report

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic'

 

And 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the

Proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:  Cost - $29.99
Clinton :  Cost - $29.99

Titanic:  Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :  Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and

Subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love and

Subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:  Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:  Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:  In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:  Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:  During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:  Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:  Let's not go there.

Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:  Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:  Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:  Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:  Monica…..Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON . ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE..' THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES  THE SHOP.

NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A 'THANK YOU' CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

AN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ' THE SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES..

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...?

CAN YOU GUESS?

TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS .
 

COME ON, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.... ......... .....

A DOZEN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!!

Overconfidence! !!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,

"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
 With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Seatbelt Law

New Seat Belt Law

This becomes effective March 1, 2010. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive Testing on a newly Designed Seat Belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%

When the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below...

Please pass on to family and friends.

THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40%

I KNOW... YOU SMILED.

Have a nice day

Tips for Making Girlfriend

That post specially design 4 the those ppls they dont have GIRL FRIENDS

is Just a Few steps of Making Girl friends

Bhaiyou fiker not Hum hain na any ways

girl friend kis tera banatay hain yeh hum aap ko abi bata tay hain uss say pelay

app koo lardkion ke nature kay baray main bata dain thoda sa

There are many types of Girls is givin below 

 

1.NAKHRAY WALIYA is type ke lardkiyan bohot mushkil say phanssti hain but

jab set ho jati hain to peecha nahi chorti

2.BAD DEEMAGH aisi lardkiya IZZAT nahi kerti so plz stay out of these types

of GIRLS 

 

3.INNOCENT matlab MASOOM aisi lardkiya bohot achi hoti hain mujhay bhi

aisi lardkiya buhat pasand hain but yeh direct SHADI ka boolti hain

4.NAKAAB wali lardkiya matlab NINJA lardkiya inn ka mujhay nahi pata becoz

app inay paichaan nahi sakh tay or in ko chairiye ga bhi nahi kabi nakaab main hoti hain

kabi nakaab say bahaar hoti hain yeh ek tera say RISK hay love life main RISK nahi

5.TAARRO Lardkiya is type ke lardkiya bohot kharcha kerwati hain or set bhi nahi hoti

6.CHULBULI lardkiya yeh bohot maslay kerwati hain in ke waja say bohot barray barray

maslay hotay hain yeh pangay kertin hain or bhogatna larkoN ko perta hay

7.CHUP GHUNI lardkiya is type ke lardkiya kabhi nahi bolti kay woh app say piyarr

kerti hain ya app ko pasand kerti hain to is type ke lardki ko set kernay kay liye pelay

inn ke dost ko set keraiin phir inn ke dost say inn kay baray main poochay .

8.OVER CONFIDENT kasam say iss type ke lardkiyou say to bohot he door rahain

kyun kay ek daffa main bhi mertay meraty bacha hon kasam say yeh bohot lambi kahani

hay issay choriye 

 

9. NEECHAY DAIKH KAY CHALNAY WALI inhay kam nahi samajhiey yeh neechay

daikh kay to chalti hain but pata sab hota hay kon lardka kaha khara hay kon kia kar raha

hay kon meray chaker main khara hay kon mujhay dikha nay kay liye cricket khel raha hay

kon mujhay daikh kay MOBILE pay baat ker raha hay kon apnay lambay

lambay baalon ko theeq ker raha hay , daikha sab pata hota hay inhay

10.RAAT MAIN WALK KARNAY WALI is type ke lardkiya DEITING kertin matlab

SLIM hona chahti hain but jab K F C ya MC DONALD jati hain to tooba kitna khaati

hain kay app ke Poket khali ho jaey but unn ka pait nahi bharta pata nahi pait hay ya

LALO KHAIT hay .

 

ABB HUM APP KO SET KERNAY KA TARIKA BATATAY HAIN

BILKUL WAISAY HE JAISAY PTV 3 MAIN FISHES PAKANAY KA

TARIKA BATATAY HAIN

TEN TIPS OF SETTING

ooper diey gaey lardkion main say koi aik select kerain or poori imaandari kay saath

sirf ek select kerain waisay mujhay pata hay kay app aik select nahi kerain gay kyun kay main nay bhi kari select nahi kari main jaanta hon larkoN ke nature ko

any ways yeh tips main say nahi hain yeh precutions hain ABB STEP

1. Agar woh Nhakray wali hay tu too app ZIDDI baniey

2.Bad deemagh hay to app IZZAT daar na baniey kyun kay yeh izzat nahi kerti

app bhi bhigra wa SHOW kerain kay khulay paisoN nay app ko bigaarr dia hay

3.Innocent hay to app bhi Masoom baniey woh alag baat hay kay bachay app ke

shakal daikh kay bhaag jatay hain ussay dikhanay kay liye Raath main walk kerain

woh bhi sunsaan jaga but yaad rahieyy mobile app ke jaib main na ho becoz moblie

bohot chin rahay hain mera bhi aisay he china tha

4.Nakaab wali hay to pehlay uss ka chera daikh lain kahiin aisa na ho kay app uss kay

chaker main uss ki Maa ko chairr dain jaisa kay hum nay pelay he kaha hay kay

Nakaab wali ko set kerna risk hay

5.Taarro hay to app Sir jhoka kay chalain but yaad rahay app ke AANKH bilkul uss

lardki ke tera chalay jo sir jhokha kay chalti hay

6.Chulbuli hay to app decent baniey jo kay app nahi hain

7.Chup Ghuni hay to app uss kay saamnay woh gana gaaiey , KUCH TO KAHOO

8.Over Confident hay to meri maaniey to inn say door he rahaiey kyun kay yeh

IZZAT kernay main time nahi lagati daikhti he nahi hain kay bazaar hay ya road

hay bas IZZAT kar daiti hain so plz stay out of this girl or dil chota na kerain app

koi or see set ker laiN yaha bohot saari veritiya dastiyaab hain

9.Neechay daikh kay chal nay wali hay to app uss kay saam nay kherray ho jaiey

or Achanak say takkar hogi or gana gana EK BAR PHIR TAKRAO NA MAIN

HOON NA

10.Raat main walk kernay wali lardkiya yeh bhi thodi bohot TAARRO lardkiyo jaisi

hoti hain in kay shaam nay app bhi walk kerain or mobile pay baat karaiN or yaad

rahay kay app ka mobile off rahay kahiin us kay saamnay call aagey to saray

impression ke waaat lag jaeygi or InDirectly Comments pass kerain or idher udher

daikh na na bhoolay , yeh APP ke SEHAT kay liye acha hay werna kahiin us ka bhai

ya uss ka ABBA yani kay poorani cassette ya phir is tarah bol lain kay poorani

HAWAILI baqi app khud samajh daar hain waisay kuch naya nahi hoga wohi hoga

jo her daffa hota hay lardki ko chairr nay pay ....

What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babies.

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

____________ _________ _________ __

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

Rebecca- age 8

____________ _________ _________ __

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

Chrissy - age 6

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Danny - age 7

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Noelle - age 7

____________ _________ _________ __

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8

____________ _________ _________ __

"My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

Clare - age 6

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."

Elaine-age 5

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."

Chris - age 7

____________ _________ _________ __

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

Mary Ann - age 4

____________ _________ _________ __

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

Lauren - age 4

____________ _________ _________ __

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

"Nothing, I just helped him cry"