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Friday, October 30, 2009

"Mother Of Six"

A man has six children and is very proud of his
achievement.
 
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife
"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
 
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's
time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice,
 
"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
 
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion
shouts back...
 
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

Flag this message ATM Thiefs

VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING
 
Read carefully
 
WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST,
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU.   WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO
PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I..E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU PUNCH
4521.

 
THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE
STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT THE POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF.
EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF
THIS.

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND...

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favors!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't see the thousand ways I try to make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't realise how your smile brightens up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you would rather keep quiet when you really wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you take too much time to tell me what i mean to you!

Am I Your FRIEND ????

Chicken Story

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.


Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.


Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.


Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?


Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.


Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all. Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?


Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.


Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.


Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.


Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.


Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.
The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?".

"But of course", the man answers, "he can even satisfy a woman." Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.
The dogs looks at her and does nothing.

"It's always the same thing with you!", the man then shouts to the dog, 'I'll show you how to do it one last time'.

The Way to Win

One day a group of boys

Decided to have a race

They chose to climb a great big tree

And set off at a pace


The rest of their friends gathered

To see the boys at play

They talked about it to themselves

"Will they make it?" "No way!"


They called up to the children

"You'll never make it up that tree"

But the boys just kept on climbing

And said "just watch and you will see"


But the others, how they shouted

And thought the boys tried to ignore

They began to drop out one by one

Another, another and then more


But one boy kept on climbing

And made it to the top of the tree

He never lost faith but believed in himself

And said "this won't defeat me"


The others were quite amazed

At the squirrel at the top of the tree

"How on earth did he do it?" they said

"Well", said one, "he's completely deaf, you see"


So the motto of this poem is

You can reach the top of the tree

Just don't listen to what others say

Just believe in yourself and you'll see.........

Comments On The US Economy Humor

Not sure if this was really said by Mr. Faber but the content seems true and plausible.


Marc Faber's comment on US economy - TOO GOOD


Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the Following:

'The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part.'

COMPUTER - NUCLEAR & COFFEE

Officers at a military  installation in U.S. were being lectured about a new computer. The training  officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.

Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee."

The officer said meekly, "Sure, but  why?"

"Because a coffee spill could ruin the  keyboard."

Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Richest Man In The Valley

A rich landowner named Carl often rode around his vast estate so he could congratulate himself on his great wealth.



One day while riding around his estate on his favorite horse, he saw Hans, an old tenant farmer. Hans was sitting under a tree when Carl rode by.



Hans said, 'I was just thanking God for my food.'

Carl protested, 'If that is all I had to eat, I wouldn't feel like giving thanks.'

Hans replied, 'God has given me everything I need, and I am thankful for it.'



The old farmer added, 'It is strange you should come by today because I had a dream last night. In my dream a voice told me, 'The richest man in the valley will die tonight.' I don't know what it means, but I thought I ought to tell you.'



Carl snorted, 'Dreams are nonsense,' and galloped away, but he could not forget Hans' words: 'The richest man in the valley will die tonight.'



He was obviously the richest man in the valley, so he invited his doctor to his house that evening.



Carl told the doctor what Hans had said. After a thorough examination, the doctor told the wealthy landowner, 'Carl, you are as strong and healthy as a horse. There is no way you are going to die tonight.'



Nevertheless, for assurance, the doctor stayed with Carl, and they played cards through the night.



The doctor left the next morning and Carl apologized for becoming so upset over the old man's dream.



At about nine o'clock, a messenger arrived at Carl's door.

'What is it?' Carl demanded.



The messenger explained, 'It's about old Hans. He died last night in his sleep.'

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Moral.

Being rich has nothing to do with money or possessions. But it has everything to do with having a relationship with God.

Leave Letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...  

1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee  who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying  for the post.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Best women 2 marry

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".

The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he`s a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...".

The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself "poor guy, she`s pretty but teachers are just too frigid".

The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher`s husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.


6:00 a.m.
The phone rings it`s the nurse`s husband wanting breakfast. The nurse`s husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man`s pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse."

The man sourly replies, "Son, don`t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying " you`re not sanitary, you`re not sanitary".

Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.


6:30 a.m.
The telephone operator`s husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man`s hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.

Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."

The man sourly replies "Son, don`t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."

Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be calling any minute.


4:30 p.m.
The teacher`s husband called for breakfast. Joe can`t believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.

Joe fearing the worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"

The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right."

Time to Wash ( +18 Joke )

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years.

He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner.

"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we ought to do with it?"

With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."

Truth about Failure

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure...
It does mean you haven't succeeded yet

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing...
It does mean you have learned something


Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool...
It does mean you had a lot of faith

Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced...
It does mean you were willing to try


Failure doesn't mean you don't have it...
It does mean you have to do something in a different way

Failure doesn't mean you are inferior...
It does mean you are not perfect


Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life...
It does mean you've got a reason to start afresh

Failure doesn't mean you should give up...
It does mean you should try harder


Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it...
It does mean it will take a little longer

CTRL+ALT+DEL


Have you ever thought of the person who invented "CTRL + ALT + DEL " key combination.


"David Bradley"


He is the One who spent 1 minute and 23 seconds in writing the source code that rescues


The world's PC users for decades This extraordinary IBM employee is retiring on Friday, 25th March 2005 after a prolong service of 29 years.



His formula forces obstinate computers to restart when they no longer follow other commands.



By 1980, Bradley was one of 12 people working to create the debut.



The engineers knew they had to design a simple way to restart the computer When it fails to respond the user Bradley wrote the code to make it work.



Bradley says. "I did a lot of other things than Ctrl-Alt-Delete, but I'm famous for that one."


His fame and success is achieved each time a PC user fails.



He Commented His relationship with Bill gates by saying


"I may have invented it, but Bill gates made it famous by applying my formula When ever any Microsoft's Windows operating system made by him CRASHES,


Thus I win when ever he looses...... ....."

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY

Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over Pakistan, about their values of life.


He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.


He would hold a competition in the next year's seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.




Everyone did what was told to him. A year passed quickly. And next year in a big hall, there were hundreds of pots and a great variety of plants-a great scene.


Except one pot in which the soil was there and no plant! The owner was standing quietly and seemingly ashamed of himself!


The general manager called him on the stage. He asked him what happened and he told him the truth. He planted the seed which he was given – and did that was to be done- but nothing happened!


The general manager declared him the winner!


Everyone was shocked. It was announced, "Gentlemen! The seeds I gave you were boiled seeds. You planted them and nothing happened! You acted smartly and used some other seeds.


This man was honest to his work and, therefore he did not cheat me or himself!"

Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex ?

1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you`ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word "commitment" doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12) You don`t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there`s no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn`t make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn`t matter.

Your Daughter is Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"


The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Are not you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they had show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

RIGHT WAY TO DRINK WATER



By Dr. Willie T. Ong
Our bodies are made up of mostly water. Just look at the facts: The brain contains 74% water, blood contains 83% water, lean muscle has 75% and bone has 22% water. Experts agree that water is one of the most powerful forms of treatment. So how come most people don't drink enough water?
10 Health Benefits of Water:

1. Water prevents kidney stones. The most common cause of kidney stones is not drinking enough water. Since water dissolves the substances that form stones in the urine, drinking 12 glasses daily helps treat kidney stones.

2. Water treats urinary tract infection. The more water you drink, the more you will urinate. "Drinking lots of water will help flush out harmful bacteria from your bladder," says Medical City kidney specialist Dr. Roberto Tanchanco.

3. Water helps patients with diarrhea by preventing dehydration. As a first-aid for diarrhea, you can make your own oral rehydration solution at home. Mix a glass of water with 2 teaspoons sugar and ¼ teaspoon salt, and drink as much as you can tolerate. This is similar to the dextrose solution in the hospital.

4. Water helps reduce fever. For symptoms of flu, water can help lower your body temperature when you urinate the "heat" out of your body. If you're sick, drink more water for you to recover faster.

5. Water helps treat cough and colds, sore throat, and respiratory infections. Water helps loosen sticky phlegm. A respected lung specialist told me that some mucolytics out there are just as beneficial as drinking lots of water.

6. Water reduces heartburn. Taking 2-3 gulps of water every 20 minutes or so can help flush the stomach acid away. Bananas and water are effective alternatives to taking antacids. Try it.

7. Water prevents constipation and its complications. Too little water can harden the stools and lead to hemorrhoids and diverticulosis, a disease of the large bowel. Drink water and eat lots of vegetables to soften your stools.

8. Water keeps you alert and energetic. If you're dehydrated, your blood is literally thicker. This makes it harder for the blood to circulate. As a result, the brain can become less active and you can feel confused and fatigued. Some studies also show that water may help cure migraine headaches.

9. Water helps reduce weight. By drinking a glass or two of water before a meal, you will lessen the amount of food you can take in order to feel full. Water has zero calories and will not make you fat.

10. Water keeps your skin soft and radiant. Just as a dehydrated person will have deep-set eyes and wrinkled skin, so will a fully hydrated person exhibit a normal and beautiful skin tone.




The Proper Way To Drink Water:

1. Drink water when you wake up. Your body loses water while you sleep, so drink a glass before you go to sleep, and another glass when you wake up. You are naturally thirsty or dehydrated in the morning. Drinking water in the morning helps flush out the toxins that have accumulated all night.

2. Drink 8 to 12 glasses a day. According to the Mayo Clinic, a 120-pound individual needs 8 cups of water a day, while a 190-pound person would require 12 cups daily. Dr. Robert Tanchanco says that we should monitor our urine color and keep it on the light side. However, drink only a maximum of 16 glasses a day, and not more.

3. Drink little by little throughout the day. It is preferable to sip water throughout the day rather than to drink two glasses all at once. This will lessen the stress on the heart (especially if you have heart disease) and give your body more time to absorb it.

4. Don't wait until you're thirsty to drink water. By the time you feel thirsty, you're probably already 2 glasses below your normal water needs. Elderly people are also less sensitive to the body's need for water.

5. Drink water, not soft drinks, alcohol or coffee. Some experts believe that tea, sodas and coffee can be potentially dehydrating. Moreover, the high phosphorus and sugar content in cola drinks can lead to conditions like osteoporosis and diabetes. One study shows that adults who drank six cups of coffee daily experienced mild dehydration. Drinking alcohol is much worse because it actually dehydrates you by making you urinate a lot.

6. Train children to drink water. Set a good example to your kids and drink water together. Make sure that children drink enough water when they're active. Pack a large bottled water in their lunch box.

7. Drink more when it's hot. People living in hot climates like the Philippines need to drink more water. They are more prone to develop kidney stones compared to those living in cooler regions.

8. Drink more as you exercise. When you exercise, you need to drink more water to compensate for fluid loss. Go for an extra 500 ml of water for a 30-minute to 1-hour exercise. Eating a banana also helps keep your potassium up.

9. Drink more when you're sick. Even though you don't feel like it, you really need to drink more water to help your body recover from various infections. If you're dehydrated, you'll feel much worse.

10. Drink more if you're pregnant. Women who are expecting or breast-feeding need additional fluids to stay hydrated. The Institute of Medicine recommends that pregnant women drink 10 cups of fluids daily and women who breast-feed take in about 13 cups of fluids a day.

Monday, October 19, 2009

How To Succeed



Dear all my Colleagues, Friends and Respected Seniors I have read below points very carefully and I hope every individual to read it with full concentration, that really help us in our professional as well as social life.


16 point plan…

1. Don't talk negatively about people behind their backs.

2. If you gossip, people won't confide in you.
Mind your own business.

3. Try to work for someone who'll challenge your powers.

4. You'll learn more in a year than 4 years of college.

5. Successful bosses have good communication skills.
They learn from people, including their employees.

6. Work in such a way that makes your boss look good.
It's not flattery

7. On downsizing, the first to go are those with few friends.
Bosses prefer competent people whom they respect.

8. Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Let your dress reflect professionalism.

9. Workout to get in good physical shape.
Unless exceptionally skilled, the unhealthy are at a comparative disadvantage.

10. Personal integrity is crucial.
tell nothing but the truth.
Bosses can forgive mistakes but if you lie, you're gone

11. Be on time.
Try to arrive few minutes early.
It saves you from stress.
You'll be much relaxed & work better

12. Strive your best to keep a deadline.
If you cannot meet it, then apologize & ask for an extension

13. Don't take things personally.
If some people are unhappy with you, it's their problem.
But always strive to give your best.

14. If you must correct someone, don't get personal about it.
Do it never in front of others

15. Spend some time alone every day.

What's the mission of my life?
What do I want to be?
and how to go about it.

16. As you move along Plan A of your career, maintain a Plan B as well — an alternative course to rely


Always remember that the secret of success is passion. Always think big. Spread love & joy.
You'll have blissful years ahead

Friday, October 16, 2009

Love Life Quotes

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.

Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Ways to Perfect Health Tips

1. Drink eight glasses of water a day.

2. Include two vegetables and one fruit in every meal.

3. Begin each meal with a raw vegetable salad.

4. Make a light snack of assorted sprouts.

5. Start the day with a glass of warm water and a dash of lime..

6. Use only fresh vegetables.

7. Once a week have only fresh fruits until noon, make lunch the first meal of the day.

8. Eat only freshly cooked meals, not refrigerated leftovers.

9. Include one green vegetable and one yellow vegetable in every meal.

10. Go on a juice fast for a day. Start with vegetable juice, and sip fruit for lunch and dinner.

11. Kick the old coffee habit. Have a glass of fresh fruit juice instead.

12. Cut out all deep-fried foods from your diet.

13. Cut down on high sugar products like soft drinks, ice-cream, candy and cookies in your diet.

14. Never skip a meal, even if you're on a diet. Eat a fresh fruit or have vegetable juice instead.

15. Avoid beverages like soda, coffee, colas and so on.

16. Include high fiber foods and plenty of fruits, vegetables and grains âۉ€Å“ in planning your diet.

17. Use salt in moderation

18. Wash vegetables thoroughly in clean water before chopping.

19. Stream or boil vegetables (rather than fry or saute).

20. Retain peels of potato, cucumber, carrot and tomato while cooking.

21. Do take a moment off to mentally list out the nutritional value of the food you're about to eat.

22. Don't rush through your meals. Set aside enough time to appreciate, enjoy and digest your food.

23. Make every meal an enjoyable experience. Set dishes out attractively and chew slowly to appreciate the full flavor of the foods you eat.

24. Choose to be radiantly healthy. Keep yourself informed about the nutritive value of every food you buy.

25. Shop for groceries yourself. Notice the look, feel and smell of fresh fruit and vegetables and enjoy their intrinsic goodness.

26. Watch out for eating habits paired with emotional states, like reaching for a chocolate when youâۉ„¢re depressed. Resist the urge and eat fruit instead.

27. Eat popcorn (rather than chips) while watching a movie.

28. Sit at the table at meal times. Don't read the paper or review bills while eating.

29. Make it a point to have dinner with the entire family at the table, and not in front of the TV.

30. Eat just to the point of the fullness. Don't stuff yourself!

31. Stop smoking.

32. Restrict alcohol consumption.

33. Get a good night's sleep, every night.

4. Enroll today in an exercise programme.

35. Take a brisk, 20 minute invigorating walk each morning.

36. Spend 10 minutes every morning and evening doing basic stretches.

37. Do not use elevators when you can climb the stairs.

38. Enroll in a TM programme today.

39. Focus on your breathing. Take a deep breath, then exhale slowly. Repeat a couple of times a day.

40. Learn to relax. Spend 20 minutes consciously relaxing each muscle of your body.

41. Spend 20 minutes a day in silent meditation, prayer or contemplation.

42. Learn the healing power of laughter. Watch a crazy movie, recall a joke or read a funny book and laugh out loud.

43. Tap the powers of your sub-conscious. Relax your body for 20 minutes and project the Perfect You're on your mind screen.

44. Balance your lifestyle. Devote equal time each week to work and fun.

45. Join kids in a sports activity and rediscover the joys of childhood.

46. Do keep in touch with friends. Call up or visit them and be at peace with the world.

47. Enroll in an activity (like dancing, swimming or roller skating...) you never indulged in because you were afraid of what people might say.

48. Forgive someone who you think has done you wrong and cleanse your spirit of rancor.

9. Do a nice turn to someone you don't know too well, but who could do with a friend.

50. Spend a quiet half-hour chatting with your family.

51. Listen to soothing music for 15 minutes at least each day.

52. Read a great book once a week.

To Be Popular At Work




Power, money and fame are definitely the top three things that can make a person popular at work? If not, read on to find out how to be everyones favorite buddy at work:



Be friendly: Do your colleagues think youre a real snob? Do they have to think twice before talking to you? Do you always get to hear negative comments about you in office? If your answers to all these questions are yes, how can you expect your colleagues to be fond of you? First learn to be friendly with them. Feel free and communicate with your colleagues. Enter office with a smile on your face and make an effort to greet people cheerfully once you reach office. Try and adopt a friendly mindset. The more time you spend with your work mates the better theyll get to know you.



Show empathy: Your empathy reflects your capacity to see things from another persons point of view and to experience his/her feelings. When you connect with someones feelings, and they believe youre with them, it really makes a lot of differences.



Dont gossip or complain: If you know all the office gossip, please keep it to yourself or dont open your mouth youre sure about anything. Watching a colleague progress in the firm is always the number one topic for gossip. There are people in every office, who fuel the gossip fire and tell you stories about what they think he/she has done to achieve success. But remember its best to take such rumors with a pinch of salt and never repeat them to anyone. If you do, itll harm your own reputation. So, just stay away from gossip and gossip mongers.



Drop a compliment: Tell your boss that you like the new ad campaign s/he came up with. Genuine flattery goes a long way. In fact even if your boss or a colleague is looking good you can always compliment them but, at a proper time and occasion. Theres no harm in saying, ‘You are looking gorgeous today or what a cool bag where did you get it from? Your colleagues will simply love you for this.



Be a funny person: Laughter is the best medicine. If you have a great sense of humor you can make your colleagues laugh, nothing like it. Your workmates will love you for your humor and you will always be remembered as a funny character.



Be there for your colleagues: If you colleague is disturbed about something, dont leave him/her alone. Try talking to your colleague and find out whats the matter? Ask if there is anything you can do to help him/her out. If you manage to help your colleague, you will always be admired for being there in times of trouble.

Be an attention seeker: If you want people in your office to like you, learn to gain attention. You also need to be a little unique from the rest of the people in your office. The way you dress and the way you speak has to have a charisma to pull them towards you.



Enjoy being the butt of jokes: If your colleagues often crack jokes on you, dont take it too seriously. It simply means that people like you and enjoy pulling your leg. This also means that you are being noticed. If you take it too personally, you may come across as a sensitive person and your workmates may shun you for good the next time you join them.



One must have the following qualities to be popular in office:

1. Good networking skills.
2. Leadership qualities.
3. A positive body language.
4. Politeness.

The 10 Greatest Books Adapted Into Movies

01 Jurassic Park - The master of adapting books into movies, Speilberg turned Michael Crichton's New York Times #1 best seller into one of the highest grossing films of all time. The film for some strange reason also meant the extinction of Laura Dern's acting career.







02 Forrest Gump
- While the film differs substantially from Winston Groom's novel, Robert Zemeckis and Tom Hanks proved that if you "don't go full retard" you can created one of the most successful book adaptations in movie history.






03 One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Milos Forman and Jack Nicholson turned Ken Kesey's book into the first film in movie history to win all five major academy awards(Best Picture, Actor In A Lead Role, Actress In A Lead Role, Director and Screenplay) and made everyone realize that a getting a labatomy is an extremely unpleasant experience.





04 Breakfast At Tiffany's - Truman Capote's novel turned out to be the "Perfect 10" of Blake Edwards directing career and made Audrey Hepburn one of the most iconic actresses in Hollywood history. And I think Truman Capote and the rest of the civilized world can all pretend that Jennifer Love Hewitt's CBS movie of the week remake never happened.







05 Schindler's List (Based On The Novel Schindler's Ark) - Spielberg adapted Thomas Keneally's book about Oskar Schindler, a German businessman who saved the lives of more than a thousand Polish Jewish refugees during the Holocaust into a masterpiece and the one movie you don't want to get caught making out during.






06 Apocalypse Now (Based On The Novle Heart Of Darkness) - Francis Ford Coppola took Joseph Conrad's book Heart Of Darkness and turned it into what is widely-considered the greatest war movie of all time even though Dennis Hopper doesn't remember filming it.







07 Goodfellas
- Martin Scorsese took crime reporter Nicolas Pileggi's book Wisguy based on the real life story of mobster turned informant Henry Hill and created his gangster movie opus. It also made every man in America want to be a gangter from now to enternity.







08 Jaws - Steven Speilberg took Peter Benchley's novel and turned it into the "father of summer blockbuster movies" in 1975.







09 The Godfather - Francis Ford Copolla adapted Mario Puzo's novel into one of the greatest movies in the history of cinema giving the men of the world enough quotables to last a lifetime.







10 Gone With The Wind - Scarlet O'Hara may not have give a damn, but Margaret Mitchell's book win the Pulitzer in 1937 and Gone With The Wind also took home the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1939.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Flag this message After the first night....!!!

A young man gets married. After the first night, his friends ask him,

'Hey, how was the night bhai? Somehow you look slightly worried.'


Replied young man 'Oh, everything went fine and I had a very nice time. But at the end, out of habit I gave her Rs.1000!'


'Forget it man, anyway she is your wife and money will be with you only', consoled friends.


'Yeah, that is true. But what worried me is the fact that she immediately returned Rs
.200!'